Split-Ends

Deepika Padukone is the next big thing in the country and several gentlemen want to have a link-up with this long legged beauty and the latest of the lot is our Indian Cricket Captain, MS Dhoni. In fact more than he expressing his desire to be with this beauty, our media has taken up all the pain to unite this couple. The scene is such that every channel is keeping a close watch on their activities. It was the occasion of the T20 match at the Braboune Stadium in Mumbai and it was reported that Mahi has requested Deepika to be present at the match.

Deepika did turn up for the match with SRK, who had come with his family for the game.

Scene 1:

Cam on Deepika, She is smiling...The news waalah’s …comment “Yeh Smile kis ke liya tha…aap SMS ke zariye zaroor bataiyee…”

Aapke options hain….

1. MS Dhoni
2. She remembers a Joke
3. British Bull Dog, who cares…!

Scene 2:

India require 5 to win the match, MSD on strike and Brett Lee charges ,bowls a long-hop which MSD pulls it over the square-leg fence for a Six. India Win…..But another interesting question by our media….”Yeh Chakah kis ke liye tha….aap SMS karke zaroor bataiyee….” Here we go again….WTF is happening is beyond my imagination.

This is actually is period of break-ups which further leads to many more link-ups…

It was Bipasha’s alleged break up with John because of the Manchester United winger doing something naughty....

As the split was confirmed…and Ronaldo who I thought would have had better options available, Bips might have felt she needs a superstar and hence went into hunt and found Mr.Saif Ali Khan, the most eligible of the current lot, although not reliable. It was reported that these two have started dating and in the meanwhile John was linked with Vidya Balan, but then Vidya always maintained that they were just “good-friends” and it was reported in media that Mr. Not Dependable (Saif) was now interested in the Kapoor babe, I mean Shahid’s chick…because Shahid was getting too close to Vidya and was not anymore interested in Kareena.

Now it is confirmed that Saif and Kareena are dating and are very much together. Why has Kareena fallen for Saif, whose track record of his past relationships has not been that impressive. I guess she would have compared the hit rates of Jr.Patudi and Shahid and I believe Saif is far more saleable in the industry than the Shahid-the kid. If that’s what Kareena is looking out for then …all the best to her and her new association

Now things are a bit clear…as of now Shahid is with Vidya, Saif is with Kareena and Bips is back with John…uff what confusion.

What would happen to our cricket captain…time and of course the polls would tell.

-GAG