Touch Kiyeejaa...

Another season and yet another series of salsa, disco, rumba, tango etc…on the idiot box and in addition to all these we have these non-dancers begging for our SMS . I really don't believe if any sane person would send those SMS's (barring the family of the contestants). Can't really comment on the Morons and Jerk community. So, I in actual fact don't know how these programs do last seasons after season.

One more thing which absolutely baffles me is the fact that what do these channels achieve in making these TV actors (non) dance and compete against themselves? First of all it's difficult to handle them in these f*** all serials and then to see them again for three hours on a weekend is an absolute scare…I envy people who are not forced to watch these morons.

Some contestants are tolerable just for the sake of the entertainment they provide, would like to mention Cyrus Broacha(who does disco in a cow-boy outfit) in this league but in general most of these competitors are very non-talented, most of them unquestionably have two left feet.

Cyrus doing what he doesn’t do best

The audiences, absolutely glued to the TV watching the incapable TV artiste compete against each other. I would like to also mention the fact that these shows do not showcase any talent, its just a bit of skin show which goes on...On prime time and on family channels.

There was this episode in one of the shows, the theme being Touch, where the couples were told to be in-touch with each other through out their act. I don't believe the amount of obscenity that was on display and parents have no other option (of their own will) to watch any thing else or some rather do not intend to watch any thing else.

Some of the jerks are like...I mean what do I say?

There is this Pooja Bedi (D/O, Kabir Bedi), who comes along with a guy (her partner) who looks and is half her age…and the judges (another set of three morons) talk about the chemistry between them is absolutely marvelous and that kind of bull-shit…Pooja would be saying to her self it is not the chemistry that attracts us…its for the biological reasons we are together….

Then of course how can we have a show with out the most beautiful eunuch (probably not...Bobby Darling might be in contention for that, for people who don't know him/her ...Please visit www.google.com ) in the country Rakhi Sawant….and her partner…gosh! How does that dude tolerate her, he should be awarded for that.

Some decent performers being Sudha Chandran, who gets accolades for all her performances, one mention of Mika (bro or Daler Mehndi) who I believe speaks his mind irrespective of the consequences. He openly says I cannot dance on the f*** all tunes, play me bhangra and then see me in my rhythm.

One mention of one of the judge, who has been a choreographer in bollywood and must have lived in Mumbai for years wants the audience to believe that he can not speak Hindi and feels prod of it.

Can say these crappy shows are by the cleverest for the jerks and performed by a few retard morons

-GAG