Abhishek Jayanthi......!

Another dry day in the making…naaah…..Big Deal! Is it that important day of the year to be celebrated as ”Abhishek Jayanthi”, where the public are made to watch what would be his agenda for the day and to know what gifts he has got and if is fiancée has reached the airport to receive him or not. I guess we have got better things to do in life. I guess the Bachchan’s are getting into a desperate situation and are eyeing for any opportunity to get more into the limelight.

On the day of his birthday, it was aired on all satellite television news channels, baring Doordarshan (they believe in telecasting the NEWS and not all these crap), that Big B had gifted his son with a 1.7 crore (74 Lakh is the cost of the vehicle and the rest was paid as the import duty) Bentley and just after two days we come to know that it was his dear uncle Amar Singh who has presented Junior Bachchan the car. This was revealed when our dutiful cops wanted to check if all the rules and regulations have been taken care of for importing the Bentley. It was found during this investigation that the car was purchased by Amar Singh and the address of registration was given as the address of “Jalsa”, the residence of the Bachchans at Mumbai. It was also show on TV that Mr.Bachchan was gifted with a 3.5 Crore Rolls Royce by the maker of his upcoming movie Ekalavya.So I guess its Cars galore at the Bachchan’s residence….

The gift by his fiancée was kept as a big secret as was quoted by Ash’s secretary- "Her gift to Abhishek is too personal and confidential".

We aren’t bothered whatever the gift they both exchanged and what on earth they did on the day

The WAR has commenced:

As an audience I am kind of enjoying the silent war that has begun between the Bachchan’s –vs-SRK and H.Roshan.The Big B (with all due respect to him, as he the best thing to have happened to Bollywood) is trying hard to sustain his super stardom and the Junior is trying even harder to outshine the “First Superhero” of Indian cinema. The best part of all these are King Khan and Krrish are both ignorant of all the stuff that is being said about them and are busy in earning glory, fame and accolades from all corners. I guess the Bachchan’s are kind of feeling insecure of their future, which I sincerely feel they shouldn’t as the Indian audience has given them so much of love and adulation in the past and would continue to do so.

The kind of stuff being done is too immature and silly. Apparently Aby Baby is coming up with an answer to Krrish to out do Hrithik’s performance in Krrish. In reality if you ask me as an unbiased viewer, I feel Hrithik has an edge in what ever he does over everybody in Bollywood,leave alone the Junior Bachchan. He dances well, in actual fact much better than the rest, has a stunning physique which junior can only dream of, and has solo hits which Junior has failed to deliver up till now. They both act equally good, nothing special to write home about.

Its sheer pressure to deliver hits is bothering both the Bachchans. Making his latest flick Guru a tax free in one of the states, ruled by their dear friend “Softy Singh” is all unwarranted.

Meanwhile SRK has maintained his dignity all the way and shown all due respect and admiration to Big B, what ever have been the later’s remarks on the new KBC and the new DON. Reportedly Big B hasn’t not watched the new KBC and has disliked the new DON. The Bachchans are feeling the heat and are not able to digest that the new host of KBC is doing well and is on TV four days a week. I guess this has started bothering them and they are looking out for each and every way of publicity that they can get.

On the Marriage:

Apparently both Abhishek and Ash are astrologically manglik…some thing to do with the planets… which means that the planet Mars (mangla) and possibly even the planet Saturn are in the seventh house(layman wouldn’t understand whose house …so I suggest forget it). People with manglik dosh are prone to multiple marriages. That means Ash’s marriage to Abhishek could either end in divorce or his death. I have also read some reports which suggest that Ash has already married……….oops surprised……yes she has apparently married a peepal tree in the holy city of Varanasi, and a banana tree in the southern Indian city of Bangalore to kill her manglik dosh.

So would the dosh survive….to take its revenge…?I hope it doesn’t….. :)

God Bless the couple...

-GAG.