The Ultimate Moron

Circuit announcing,and the Ultimate Moron is.....

I was quite fortunate not to watch all the episodes of the so called “BIG BOSS”, but was forcefully made to watch some of them. The contestants for me were all a mixture of morons and jerks. Look at the credentials of some of those like Ravi Kishen-The Big B of Bihar, Carol- The “Show-Off” babe, Aryan Ved-Emotional fool, Anupama Verma – Played some good game with Ved, Rakhi Sawant-Oh what can be said about her…she is just awesome…just an awesome actress(over),Bobby Darling-What kind of creature is this...?, Baba Sehgal-Cannot sing and cannot act either, Roopali Ganguly-Readers she doesn’t have connection to the Ex-Indian Captain, Deepak Tijori-certainly can make movies than wile away time here and his Aashiqui partner Rahul Roy- the ultimate winner and many other morons.

This was indeed a torture for us viewers to sit in front of the idiot box and watch these jerks fight it out. For me Rakhi was just awesome in the entire series. Of whatever I had seen, she used to sing, dance and do all awful stuff’s to lure other male contestant…but not to my surprise not a soul was bothered about her and her activities. It was as if she never existed in the show.

There was this horrendous, atrocious, nauseating, sickening (all synonyms I guess, thanks to MS-Word Thesaurus) creature called Bobby Darling, now what does this name mean…is up to the readers to decide…as it’s beyond my understanding.

The love story involving Anupama and Aryan was good time pass for the audience.

In the end I guess the most deserving contestants were left to battle it out in Carol, Rahul Roy and Ravi Kishen.You should have seen Ravi Kishen on the show as he would embrace all the ladies (Bobby Darling included) at any given chance…that desperate guy. He is considered to be the superstar of Bhojpuri movies and the man in Nagma’s life. You should have seen him beg for apology from his better half and their kids once he was eliminated on the final day, I guess he had no where to go.

Ultimately Rahul Roy emerged the winner of the show. The reason for his triumph I guess was as he was the laziest, slow and not at all entertaining and never took on any body in the show.

God bless the voters who opted for Rahul as the winner by casting their valuable votes. I guess the ultimate winners nowadays are the Telecom Industry and the TV channels.

Hence Rahul Roy became the Ultimate Moron of all…………!

-GAG