The subtle differences-II , Continued from http://www.thinshark.blogspot.com/

Chennai:

1. Any body from North India or any other part other than South India is referred to as “SETH PAYYAN”.

2. Kollywood (Tamil Cinema Industry) is supposed to be very advanced and technically brilliant….I agree…but their fans are Morons….any kid on the road would ask you “nee rajni aaa….kamal aaa…”…meaning are u a fan of Rajnikanth or Kamal Haasan.

3. People in Chennai worship their film stars…and love heroines (should have a large sized tummy…see their pelvic motion to believe it.

4. The slums at Chennai have to have something hard in the night before they go to sleep ,they call it “Thanni “ and then we should see them go high and listen to their language.

5. Food in Chennai is good but, I some how feel how could you eat curd rice day in and day out.

6. Only place where you can see people dancing (Dappaankuthu) on a song called ‘Gaana Pattu’ at funeral procession or at a wedding. This dance has actually become so popular that a movie becomes a mega hit.It is believed to be performed to relieve stress.

Kolkata:

1. Most pathetic place I have ever been to.

2. To start with,there is no alphabet “V” in this part of the world…..Pranav becomes Pranab.

3. Every one should be addressed with a suffix “da” (male) or “di” (female) in their names and the software industry it’s a must to show how close you are to your BOSS.

4. TAKA...TAKA...TAKA…I thought Indian currency was Rupee…But here they still follow the Bangladeshi currency

5. This is a place of Strikes…..there are strike imposed either by the opposition party or by the ruling party ever fortnightly for anything.

6. One common factor between Chennai and Kolkata…they have strong women buffoon in Mamata & Jaya who manage to shake the government.

7. Still you can see Trams linger on the road….hampering the flow of traffic and annoying the public.

8. Amazing it may sound, but the Local Bus (size doesn’t matter) has to have 2 conductors in every bus….one managing the commuters at the front and the other at the back enquiring “KOTHAAAIII”…meaning “where do u wanna go”.

9. Invariably every bus stop has a Water Tank associated to it and we need to tell the conductors which tank number we need to go.

Pune: Good-Sweet memories…so let it be like that….no complaints what-so-ever.

-GAG